Right back at you, you moronic shithead: Your feedback is so dumb that it physically hurts.
Let's try dissecting the inexhaustible list of disingenuous bullshit that you managed to pull out of your ass in the generation of your post.
First of all, you idiot, the entire point of the gamejam was simply to implement an authentic representation of a PSX aesthetic with an ocean-themed premise, so the storyline is not meant to be anything more compelling than your average console-related action game.
"Why is a Vietnamese woman a mercenary?"
For your information, shithead, the protagonist (Thuy Moc) is NOT Vietnamese. She's an American of Vietnamese descent, and there's no fucking rule in the goddamn universe that forbids an individual of such background from becoming a mercenary. Why the fuck do you think she's speaking English, asshole? And she's not wearing pants for the same reason that a scuba-diving Lara Croft never did. Sure it's an unrealistic angle geared toward prioritizing a game's "sex appeal" at the expense of authenticity, but's that's what Playstation games were all about, during the 90s. And thus, that particular creative decision was explicitly designed to emulate that aesthetic.
"Why is she in the North Sea of all places?"
Why the fuck do you think she's in the North Sea, you fucking idiot? Because that's where the U-boat happens to be situated, and such a region happened to be prominent area for submarine activity during the Second World War.
" Ignoring the major imbecilic nonsense like dark matter drives, auto gun turrets on a submarine."
As opposed to the imbecilic nonsense that pervades the entirety of your idiotic commentary, shithead?
As for your idiotic whining about dark matter drives and auto gun turrets: What kind of disingenuous idiotic bullshit is this? Games of this type are naturally intended to integrate historical and sci-fi themes together, and automated/remote control turrets were actually something developed by the Luftwaffe during World War II. Experimental components of this technology were incorporated into aircraft, like the Messerschmitt Me 410. And again, the idea of harnessing dark matter as a power source for a submarine is just another hypothetical infusion of science fiction and historical themes, in a mish-mash of elements which have been emulated in God-knows how many books, movies, and video games.
Seriously, have you been living under a rock your entire goddamn life?
"You didn't even use a basic spell checker on the text"
Here's a sliver of insight to bolster your shallow bit of introspection, motherfucker. Games which were generated in a matter of weeks for a hastily-conceived gamejam are not predisposed to eliciting priorities toward grammatical correctness. This game is not intended as a commercial release, and thus spell-checking every goddamn thing did not factor highly into the equation, nor did it for anybody else who participated. If you look around, you'll find plenty of grammatical errors to characterize a significant number of entries for this jam. As we were merely creating these games within a short period of time for a festival that was intended for relaxed and leisurely purposes as opposed to pursuing professional ambitions, the process of attempting to impress such nitpicking litte shitheads as yourself (and who quite frankly are completely incapable of spelling any multi-syllable word correctly without the aid of spell checker) factored very low on our list of priorities.
Anytime a talentless fuckface like you wants to shit on the state of indie gaming on account of little indignities which you choose to fret about, indicates nothing more than the fact that a scatterbrained dipshit like you is prone to shitting on other people's work in order to bolster your own ego and assuage the fact that you'll never managed to create anything of worth in your entire life. Go figure that you feel an insatiable urge to project your status as a pathetic loser onto anyone and everyone who isn't as shallow or dysfunctional as you. (Not to mention the fact that a narcissistic keyboard warrior like yourself is obviously too much of a spineless coward to spout off any of your idiotic bullshit to my face.)
Incidentally, your pretentious attempts, and downright ineptitude, at being a professional game critic only rivals your historically illiterate propensity for assuming the role of a self-styled expert in matters you know less than shit about.
In the meantime, try seriously contemplating the only manner in which a pathetic little dipshit like you can possibly make the world a better place; go hurl yourself off the nearest pier in sufficiently deep water, and then proceed to take solace in the fact that the world is better off without you.